The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a surprising truth which has been kept in the dining world for quite some time. A tiny, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert may be accountable for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for a long time. For far too long it is often forced upon patrons, without even being requested, following a restaurant meal. With the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is currently planned to safeguard innocent citizens using this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the government provides ban…the fortune cookie. Read on to see how SPIT promises to rid society with the unhealthy fortune cookie and put it back together with the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery with the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To create this story a lot more shocking, SPIT in addition has uncovered information about the mysterious history of the fortune cookie. Even though it is served following virtually every Chinese food meal, the cookie was really…created in the usa! And, in California no less. Spend some time to soak that in…every one of the years you believed you’re observing a Chinese tradition, you’re mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal within the opinion of SPIT.
In fact there’s 2 possible stories regarding how the fortune cookie was made but no one knows the real truth. In whichever version you believe, the fortune cookie was made as an act of kindness and thankfulness receive to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are produced from very simple baking ingredients, probably the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and the government, are salt and sugar. The components in a single fortune cookie recipe calls for:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (in the same way evil salt)
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
As you may have heard, sugar may be rumored to get related to hyperactivity in youngsters. Furthermore, sugar is clearly a difficulty that is certainly contributing to the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt are already related to higher high blood pressure which can be related to heart problems. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar may lead to other addictions. Actually, one theory on the Internet says that sugar could possibly be similar to a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the Internet, therefore it must be true. SPIT just isn’t willing to discuss the truthfulness on this fact, but know you are warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Each Year Are Designed1 .1 .1 .
Overall, this is a frightening finding through the people in SPIT! To add to the horror, these ‘cookies’ are made within an amazing rate of four years old billion cookies each year. In 2013, it absolutely was estimated there were slightly more than 7 billion people on earth. That means that every man, woman, and child…regardless how old or how young…may have almost 1/2 of a fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden techniques for protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Certainly are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you may be thinking that SPIT is going to spoil all the fun of eating dinner at your favorite Asian restaurant. But, you’d be so wrong. SPIT has proposed a great, new alternative to the unhealthy fortune cookie. Within the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is roofed that would replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to experience your preferred calorie and fat-free beverage inside your disposable paper cup. But wait…externally the cup is often a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You have your everyday Affirmation.
Forget about lame and depressing fortunes like:
“You’re almost to the peak. Meaning you’ve further to fall.”
“A good way to improve your health is to consume more Chinese food.”
“Perhaps you can live on the moon in the next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This can be a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups could have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings like:
“You’re freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone who thinks differently is terribly confused.”
“Your hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and people shoes…wear would you have them?!Inch
“You might be a genius. Why didn’t you in turn become an astrophysicist? The entire world needs your talent.Inch
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Throughout these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop more positive attitudes plus a better a sense well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to get wellness to individuals across the world. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you can even that is amazing Daily Affirmation cups could cause what every beauty pageant contestant wishes to have one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Language Civilization Link***
Several governments are actually on-board together with the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division with the Scyphus Group, already makes the perfect style paper cup for this innovative replacement for the undesirable fortune cookie. This business may be making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for hundreds of years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups from your Printed Paper Group have been unearthed within the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to get false because the products could have biodegraded ahead of when now. But, however ,, the cups are produced from a division with the Scyphus Group. And, within the ancient greek language civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Can you see a link? There might be the latest conspiracy to take into account there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the entire worldInch
But, time for the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Of course, Daily Affirmation paper cups could be expanded to achieve restaurants of all kinds. No more would the idea of an after-dinner quote be limited to men and women restaurant. All cuisines would start employing the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…where ever you look, the sayings could be translated into all languages. Think of the world united in a single goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, it is possible to thank SPIT to the idea.